Guest Post: Dirge
Finally, the Dirge can have the time in the spotlight he so clearly deserves! The Dirge would like to thank the owner of this website for so kindly giving up the space for his Australia’s Next Top Office profile. It’s…
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The Workshop Compendium
Dear Editor, Tom Burden is a man, but he’s more than just a man. He’s a man with a mission. His mission is to visit all of the car service shops in Victoria and compare them. Putting his reviews online,…
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Car Sale Novel
Dear Editor, Do you have any idea how hard it is to sell a car these days? This is the struggle of Melbourne anthropologist Tom McDaniel, who has forty-eight hours to sell his car, or the entire city will go…
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The Mind Mechanic
No luck. Now I have to keep going to TAFE and learning to do car air conditioning services like everyone else. For the record, even if I had developed telekinetic powers, I’d still have kept doing mechanic stuff…I’d just be…
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Kitchens Through the Years
Now that everyone in Melbourne is as obsessed with kitchens as I am, I think it’s finally time for a comprehensive book. Like, a coffee table book, for perusing at your leisure, or just leaving there as something for visitors…
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Underwater Homes
And this is coming from someone who’s lived on a boat, in a little boat community. If you need to know the best place for anchor winches Melbourne has to offer, then I’m your top informant, because I grew up…
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Frosted Glass: A Fascinating History
Mankind has been fascinated by glass for years, in the same way we appreciate it keeping the cold out of our homes and..being transparent. Transparent things can be looked through, you see. Everything is getting its own personal book, or…
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It’s All About the Aluminium
With that ladder museum seemingly taking off to the sky and beyond, I’m starting to think about opportunities for other such ventures. People seem to love ladders in a way that no one could ever have predicted. Then we put…
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Pest Inspections, Through the Decades
I know a lot of people probably wouldn’t want a book on their coffee table about bugs, but hear me out. It would be a book about bugs…but tasteful. Okay, maybe we can make it about pest control or something….
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Beauty, Through the Ages
People through the ages have done all kinds of strange things to themselves to achieve true beauty. It’s only recently that we’ve managed to do it without causing some sort of long-term damage. It’s true; today’s beauty treatments are some…
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